god damnit i am good!

is nearly here!

ok so lets start with a great joke i found
"An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world. So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would start by working his way across the USA from South to North.
On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read "$10,000 per call". The American, being intrigued, asked priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for.
The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God. The American thanked the priest and went along his way.
Next stop was in Atlanta. There, at a very large cathedral, he saw the same golden telephone with the same sign under it. He wondered if this was the same kind of telephone he saw in Orlando and he asked a nearby nun what its purpose was.She told him that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 he could talk to God. O.K., thank you," said the American. He then travelled to Indianapolis, Washington DC, Philadelphia, Boston, and New York. In every church he saw the same golden telephone with the same "$10,000 per call" sign under it.

The American, upon leaving Vermont decided to travel to AUSTRALIA to see if Australians had the same phone. He arrived in Australia, and again, in the first church he entered, there was the same golden telephone, but this time the sign under it read "40 cents per call." The American was surprised so he asked the priest about the sign.
Father, I've travelled all over America and I've seen this same golden telephone in many churches. I'm told that it is a direct line to Heaven, but in the US the price was $10,000 per call. Why is it so cheap here?"

The priest smiled and answered, "You're in Australia now, mate - it's a local call"
so, i decided to make this because its not easy to show all my posts on one page so i'm going to link some of them here
MY newgrounds tattoo (go here)
i want to make a super flash team!!
world record noobfest
newgrounds m&m fave list
so yeah.
um
thats pretty much all i wanted to do.

but only if i get 9,999 replies to this from 9,999 different people to this post.
put it in your sigs and don't spam me:)
i have the "approved comments only" setting on, so don't bother.
yeah, im gonna get the tank on my right shoulder
or depending on how invisible the invisible ink is, i will get it on my lower neck or shoulder
:P
but ONLY if i get these 9,999 replies so c'mon!!!
also if you like, suggest what i should get; should i get the tank, the word newgrounds... a charecter of some kind?
what should i get?

so i have these main ideas that i want to do.
well they're not really ideas, they are more of visions.
i have read some really good stuff recenlty and have imagined them as a flash.
and i think that a team of 4 (including me) can make them come possible and end up with some great flash.
firstly
the main things i want to do is a flash made version of rewind a screenplay written by matthew reilly (bestest author evAr!)
the rest are just little other short stories, like the ones from "The Tales Of Beedle The Bard" a compilation of wizard short stories.
these would be major pieces of art and anything that is made even from 2 in the group, i think everyone in the four can get a buddy spot.
other projects will follow these, its just a few ideas i have.
anyway, i'm looking for an artist, a musician a second animator and a programmer.

an artist would make detailed and aesthetic pictures to be put into movies and games, these would be backgrounds really special things in movies.

the musician would cover any music and sound: as a musician it will be assumed that you have recording equipment (microphone and some kind of music/sound editing software)

the second animator would be someone who animates better than me, but will not be depended on, i am still learning some things and a person that i can ask simple questions to would be good.

And a programmer, for when our little group wants to make a game or we want some buttons, this would be the person who does it.
all these positions are NOT full time, they are all for that persons leisure, no commitment is needed unless we all/some agree on doing a project.
so if you are interested, please comment and i can contact you.

many free blam points

OMG i just realised that this whole chinese thing MUST be an april fools joke.
i hate that, cuz i pmed wadefulp complaining about it with shit like
: what? no more open mindedness and stuff.
remember that time they "partnered up" with some randomn dickshit website??
its just like that except with the chinese.
also if try to write the F word fuck, it comes up with "revoloutionize" and also if you say fucks (plural of the F-word) it says citezens.
go to one of chinese fuck's accounts and try it, i did it to ping-pong-lu and it did it.
lol.
also i love the new chatroom, except that it has gook bots (gook is derogitory term for asian)
i'm gonna try and translate it.
i'll put it below.

well heres the site and i think this ones promising!
as some may know i have been trying to find a domain to host my stuff.
and i think this may be it!
please check it out and if you also use freewebs go to the forum and have a look

just need to get those pics for my flash
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
291851
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
421755
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
56948
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
393235

well im alex and i thought i'd write a general "all me" on ng and will mention things like how i vote on your flash and such and my kind of style also under my video will be my news posts because i want to keep this here....

====yay ng unlocked at school!!=====
im pretty glad because now i can do my daily 5 and get my levels up. the only problem is that i cant view other peoples profiles... or mine...... :(

===the NewGroundsTown===
i started the idea for an awesome collab here is what i put in the post
well the name says it all. what you have to do is make a sprite building give it a name and write it a profile then i will put it all together and make it into NewGroundsTown.
the way it will work is that you make a picture of a buildingas detailed as you want BUT it has to fit on one block (the one below) if you want you can make it bigger but i would prefer it to be this big.
any kind of building is allowed i repeat anything!
use your imagination, let it go wild.
i will accept only 5 largened objects ie: penis buildings, tankmen, etc.
when you make buildings write up a profile about the building such as who made it (you, that means your username) what happens in the building and who/what lives there, what is in the building and what it does
example:
maker: dooseyboy
building name: giant cock
who lives there?: leeroy jenkins and his 72 virgins
what happens there?: a lot of gay shit and screaming
description of building: a large penis shaped building with steam coming out the top......
(lol)
also feel free to make a NG HQ building incase someone at the real hq does want to make it.
also fine detail is encouraged and appreciated but if you are lazy and want a quick mention in something then i dont care. there is limitless space but i wont go too far over board.
if anyone wants too help with programming please i beg you to approach me as the only real thing i will do is placement and profiles... someone with coding experience would be greatly appreciated.
now last but not least everything MUST!!!!! be emailed to me IT MUST be emailed it is CRUCIAL that you do this including the profile your user and such my email is in my profile but if you are laxy here it is: dooseyboy411@hotmail.com i REPEAT dooseyboy411@hotmail.com please add as msn aswell but still chat and such here swap ideas i will comunicate to you through email or ng pms
please enjoy
http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/2/16164000/n gbbs481346f894362.gif <<picture

==="coming home" video===
if you want in pm me......

===upcoming projects?===
none at the moment

about me
well im alexander rodenburg and i live in karratha WA but board in guildford WA Australia and so thats where i produce my animations at school!
i was born in Victoria which is a state in Australia and it is the BOMB!! and i miss her so much.
please comment and tell me what other stuff i should put here
i found newgrounds.com from a friend who thought i would like the xiao xiao and i did so i looked around the site and i used the site for about a year and then i made a user and have been dooseyboy for about 3 years on just about all games memberships clubs and emails. "but sir how did you come up with such an awsome name?" well timmy i decided that i was a prety damned good guy in fact i thought i was a real doozey of a guy so i changed the z to s and added boy to get the most original username ever.my style of animation is very not good at the moment but when i figure out how to make onion skin i will start making more noir type movies but at the moment i will continue to use simple tweens and commands such as stop go and buttons look out for more stef!

----How I Vote----
Well first on the quality of animation so this includes things like smooth tweens and the graphic quality which includes the shapes and the use of 3d things anything as good or better than mine is good but any worse i vote lower.

Also sound(if any) if its a song off ng then i probably wont vote you down as it isnt your fault its shitty quality but it may help you, if its voice then marks will be put down if its bad qualtiy or scratchy unless its ur first time using voice or its supposed to be that to give a certain effect.

For things like hentai slide shows i mark down for using the flash template unless customised because it may look better.

Story is a big factor in most movies things like the metal gear awesome stuff it has a funny story but doesnt have extremely good graphics but its funny....

Mood manipulation this is given a plus when it manipulates the viewers emotions and mood while watching much like in the pianist or something like that it makes ou feel sad and then yeah.... if it lacks in this then you may lose or gain a vote.

Also i may use the 5 point mark down/up thing (until the staff change to the thumbs up/thumbs down system) in which you lose/gain 1 point for every element in you flash
1: quality of sound
2: quality of graphics
3: story
4: mood changing (sad happy angry or a good point)
5: the point being made (usually lost)

my youtube channel!
yes thats right the one and only DOOSEYCHANNEL!!!!!!.....

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